That's not your retna
At work, we have some new security features, since we've sold part of our building to another comany. Kinda weird, having to have a key to your hallway, and a new special name badge complete with picture and scanner. Around the corner from me is a scanner secured door, so when ever I go to get coffee or lunch, I have to hold my scan card up to the scanner on the wall. (Then the door's way heavy, so it's tough to get through, especially with the coffee)
So a lot of us wear the scan picture card as a pendent, around our neck, (me, I have a gorgeous hand made crystal beaded lariot), and I saw one guy come up to the scanner, and he didn't use his hands, he just stood close enough to make it beep and let him through. So I tried that. Except, being a woman of ample blessings, my card hangs just slightly too low, so when I go to the scanner, I have to arch my back a little, lift 'the gals' up a bit. Now I laugh every time I go through there, 'cause it's like, "Present Chest!"
Good thing I crack me up.
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