My new book starts...
When she opened the door and saw him there, she was surprised, nay, shocked,
as shocked as one would be when dropping an electrical device such as a hair
dryer, before they started making the anti-electrical shock device and
putting it on all hair dryers, into one's bath.
OK, OK, it's not really my new book, just practicing my writin' for the next Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest (where www means wretched writers welcome). I'd heard of this before, but this is the first time I've had the opportunity to read any of the winning entries.
The top prize, a story of a cheesy hug, went to the mind behind Humor Me.
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